-new spew-

If I only ride my bike on sunny days in June
Will you still respect me in February?

If I ride home with you this evening
Will you still respect me in the morning?

If I drink 6 beers in the morning
Will you still respect me in the evening?

If I ride a Segway
Will you respect me at all?

4 Comments

Those things are possessed.

That's why you should wear your elbow pads and helmet.

what we have here is gyroscopic failure...i thought those were supposed to be idiot-proof? i guess the problem lies in the fact that only idiots ride them.

It's like water skiing. When you go down let go of the tow rope. Don't try to be a badass. Let go. Save yourself all the extra grief

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