fish needs bicycle
there were no bullshit traffic tickets issued to Seattle messengers yesterday because the local police finally had a bigger fish to fry. A big fried fish casserole of a bank robbery, a high speed car chase all over town topped off with a shoot em up multiple shots fired.
Mr. Craig Etheridge sent me this photo. Take a close look at this chuffer’s front wheel. His fork is backwards. I’m guessing he pulled this bike out of a mail-order box and took it upon himself to handle the “some assembly required” If you spot this Lamborghini road bike around town, do the guy a favor and flip his bars around for him. And while you’re at it you might want to tighten all the bolts and adjust everything else on his bike too. It’s people like this that crash their bikes because they put them together wrong or their quick release levers are all the way open instead of all the way closed and then they file lawsuits against bike shops, bike distributors and bike manufacturers. 
This is a pie plate for the Bike Snob If you lived around here Mr. Bike Snob, I’d bring you this whole Huffy. The bike shop guy is crazy, so he wouldn’t sell me the pie plate or even the rear wheel he’d try to sell me the whole bike for $400.
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