Who would…Take the elevator up to the 43rd floor just to take a piss
Take the elevator up to the top floor to take a shit with a view
Reroute across town just to use a favorite men’s room
Bust out a same day in 2 minutes because they need to pee
Wash their hands thoroughly and then take a piss
Claim work from a client only because they have great hand soap
Route their returns based on available toilets
Hold it, all the way from Pier 70 to 2025 because Graham & D stinks, bad, all the time.
Flush the toilet if and only if the dispatcher is keyed up on the group channel
The messenger
The messenger would cuz she mixes it with sweat and makes the world smell good
tourist: Is there a restroom in this building?
Me: Yeah, about 150 of them
23 year old hipster kid: I've been drinking since 2:00, I'm wasted...
Me: I've been drinking for 23 years
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