If Pavlov's dog had a Nextel, he wouldn't have to be strapped into this archaic saliva measuring contraption. He could roam free with his Sprint-Nextel equipped phone and a small saliva sensor in his lip and he could cover a lot of ground. Pavlov could chirp Bowser at various times around town and saliva readings would be measured and recorded via bluetooth back on Ivan's laptop, while he sat around and smoked cigars and oogled women at the piroshky shop.
Let me tell you, Bowser's a real gravy dog, and that Nextel chirp seems to illicit a stronger response than the famous bell ever did. However, Pavlov is a horrible dispatcher.
wait, stop, do you feel that?
No...that. yeah that...did you feel that?
That was the bus tunnel opening up again today after a two year closure.
I didn't feel a thing
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