
You call it a weed, I call it a cash crop.
You call it a toupee, I call it a hideous piece of shag rug glued to your head.
You call it a career, I call it a compromise.
You call it growing up, I call it selling out.
You call it responsibility, I call it cop out.
You call it vehicular cycling, I call it rigid.
You call it reckless, I call it flow.
You call it peter pan, I call it living the dream.
You call it carbon footprint, I call it whatever…
You call it a business lunch, I call it getting loaded.
You call it drinking in public, I call it step into my office.
You call it this, I call it that.
You cry wolf, I cry don’t take it out of context.
You got a problem? I’ll give you a problem.
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