
He who hassle messenger, where park bike, work security, has no bike rack.
She who throw most stones, live in jankiest glass house
Crack open 24oz roadmaster, get dispatched ‘teener.
New batteries… blinky light bright. Blinky light get stolen.
30 days, no rain. Rear fender break. Heavy rain.
Bike outfit match, cost much, look good. Ride like chuffer.
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