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December 22, 2007

Here’s to Christmas. Here’s to the holidays. Here’s to unrealistic expectations and self-inflicted pressure to achieve a level of festivity that doesn’t exist. That Brady Bunch Leave it to Beaver Walton’s Mountain Cosby Show It’s a Wonderful Life Christmas Story Bing Crosby Christmas ideal mixed with false childhood memories of incredible family Christmases.

Well, like Ice T / Body Count said, “Shit Aint Like That, it’s real fucked up…

You’re putting all this pressure on yourself, just like you did last year, and the year before. Only to go back to work after the holidays with a big fat EMPTY feeling. You set yourself up. But hey there’s still time, look at what you’re looking for and perhaps you can make a few adjustments.

Salt Lake City, Utah; Paradise, California; Portland, Oregon; Chicago, Illinois; Minneapolis, Minnesota; Boston, Massachusetts; Atlanta, Georgia; Cincinnati, Ohio; Grinnell, Iowa; Aberdeen, Washington; even right here in Seattle…It’s just another day on the calendar. Turn the page.

Don’t get me wrong, I like the smell of Christmas trees, Christmas stockings full of goodies, lights, warm drinks, well wrapped gifts, dancing sugar plums, jingle bells and all that shit. I’m just trying to be a bit more realistic in my old age.


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juxtapose said...

Barbara Streisand and Body Count

Posted December 23, 2007 03:15 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

I'm talking to you and you and you too Cory and Molly and PJ and Sam and you too 56, you too.

Posted December 23, 2007 04:48 PM | Reply to this comment

Case said...

Christmas is going to be everything I could hope and dream of in sleepy little Streetsboro, Ohio! Cocktails, food, cocktails, football, cocktails, my new neice, cocktails, my fiance, cocktails, cocktails, cocktails, and, well, a couple of beers.

Posted December 23, 2007 06:26 PM | Reply to this comment

foster said...

Pilder! Happy Holidays from Pair O' Dice, California. Man I was born to be a high roller...

Posted December 24, 2007 11:21 AM | Reply to this comment

steve young said...

yeah, happy fucking holidays to ya'll from the 10-12" in the mountains and 4-6" of snow in the valley of utah.

Posted December 24, 2007 02:55 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to steve young...

Hey Steve, merry fucking Christmas to you and to you too Molly, you high rollers. Elliott Smith sings full-on Christmas Eve music. Drinking High Life. Is this the life or what? word.

Posted December 24, 2007 03:06 PM | Reply to this comment

steve young replied to pilder...

The Elliott carol I would recommend is Angel in the snow off of New Moon, really gets you in the spirit. Enjoy your high life for me.

Posted December 24, 2007 06:29 PM | Reply to this comment

Kirk R. Dungan said...

Merry fucking Christmas to you Mr. Pilder from the 907 area code. I'm whacked out vicoden from a dental crisis this christmas eve and just waiting to deal with My Attorney's annoying relatives. Hope you have a better one

Posted December 25, 2007 12:53 AM | Reply to this comment

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