
Admiring the facts
Arriving at the right answers but
Asking the wrong questions
right wrong right
left wondering why
just a bit shy
when she comes
she’ll be coming ‘round the mountain
Long red braids
Short black skirt
Long white apron
Short smoke break
Long meaningful stare
Short awkward conversation
when she comes
she’ll be driving six white horses
good night rough morning
diminished capacity
cloudy hazy foggy
more black coffee
and just a splash of
decision making ability
Absolutely Free!
plus a one time only
shipping & handling fee
when she comes
we’ll all go out to meet her
Third Avenue Stew
overcooked watered down
getting old getting cold
chock full of busses
peds popping up like oyster crackers
limited lines
peppered with chuffers
cops lurking like bay leaves
It’s a piss-poor porridge
That security guard
swings a mean
feather duster
pushes that vacuum
like a pro
it’s not multitasking
it’s 2008
it’s an enhanced job description
Times is tough
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