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December 10, 2008

Admiring the facts
Arriving at the right answers     but
Asking the wrong questions
right         wrong    right
left wondering why
just a bit shy

when she comes
she’ll be coming ‘round the mountain


Long red braids
Short black skirt

Long white apron
Short smoke break

Long meaningful stare
Short awkward conversation

when she comes
she’ll be driving six white horses

good night      rough morning
diminished capacity
cloudy   hazy   foggy
more black coffee
and just a splash of
decision making ability
Absolutely Free!
plus a one time only
shipping & handling fee

when she comes
we’ll all go out to meet her

Third Avenue Stew
overcooked   watered down
getting old    getting cold
chock full of busses
peds popping up like oyster crackers
limited lines
peppered with chuffers
cops lurking like bay leaves

It’s a piss-poor porridge


That security guard
swings a mean
feather duster
pushes that vacuum
like a pro
it’s not multitasking
it’s 2008
it’s an enhanced job description
 
 
Times is tough

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Kirk R. Dungan said...

And we all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan

Posted December 11, 2008 05:54 AM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to Kirk R. Dungan...

Hey Kirk. Word. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghd-xL5gAjc

Posted December 11, 2008 07:24 AM | Reply to this comment

FUKKO said...

BIG TEN-FOUR on the limited lines peppered with CHUFFERS

Posted December 11, 2008 10:26 AM | Reply to this comment

winning said...

Chuffers are kewel. Douchers are better. Smashing the heads of peds popping off....priceless. Remove bay leaf before serving.

Posted December 11, 2008 01:45 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to winning...

how you doin? No, not you. You! Yeah I'm on your left. How ya like me now? I'll see you at the next light, and the next one too...

Posted December 11, 2008 04:35 PM | Reply to this comment

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