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February 6, 2010

the cash machine spits out 20s
I reach for them as if they’re mine
but they elude me

because they cannot be possessed
only redirected
into the local economy

17 pints of IPA
what a normal man would do      at full retail
consumer price index this            that

the giddy new owner of
an atrophy trophy
displayed proudly       atop the TV

Shiba Inu   hula hoop   cherry blossom
onion dome   slumlord   storm drain
free-range notary   chimney sweep    Frisbee

13th Avenue Saturday smells
a bit different than the other six days
placebo effect

spoon   knife   forklift operator
six-pack lunch tall boy roadmaster
prescription lens sunglass shadow monster

asshole visible     up in the air
on the table      cat show cat
what were you thinking           imagine that

socially acceptable sense of entitlement
as learned in school             the way it is
it just is                   it’s what you do

what does a duck say?
what does a cow do?
what does a green light go?

disposable gloves disposed of
on the spot      on the sidewalk
for me or someone   someone else to take care of

clueless conscientious tooth flosser        and your
toothpick single-serving fucking floss things
discarded in the 4th Ave revolving door at King

dumping an old dryer in the cul-de-sac
an exercise bike left at the trailhead
shooting up refrigerators in the gravel pit

twin toaster architecture       zip tie justice
it’s worse when you lie about it              like
Stupor Bowl stories of the one that got away

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3 Comments

pilder said...

happy birthday Case

Posted February 7, 2010 09:39 AM | Reply to this comment

justin p replied to pilder...

Seriously! Look at that pissed off Dallas fan's expression on his face! PRICELESS. if you wore something under it, it would be called a skirt.