how much iceberg lettuce does it take to counteract one pound of bacon? just add tomatoes and toast
how many Attaboys does it take to makeup for one Ah Shit? call WLM and ask for a conversion chart
nursing assistants and Don Johnson share wardrobe decisions in hospitals and assisted living facilities in Miami Vice reruns and retirement communities why else would anyone wear white pants
dogs don’t know the brand name on their tennis balls and does it really matter what a Nittany Lion is
out of sight sort of out of mind back beyond the bleach bucket outside where the 10-tin brims with butts stewed in brown rainwater runoff where broken chairs retire and mops go to die where lost souls stray looking for the men’s room where no truer truths are told the reality is it’s all there it’s just not for you to see
conspiracy cover-up muff job ranch dressing in a dixie cup soap dispensers empty since August appearances only appear to be superfluous brushstrokes up & down play on the X axis side-to-side slop along the Y split the difference
false alarm lucky charm that’s my weak arm nondescript white Econoline cheapass screw-top red wine faded fermented misdirected re-elected
wiener dog mustard retractable leash 668 the neighbor of the beast that address is across the street
courier interruptus all dressed up and nowhere to go standby for now
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