what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

Replying to Brad, who said...

I don’t know what a drive-side spoke is. I don’t know what a hub is. I don’t care about that stuff. If I was a dog I’d piss on the tires of Mark’s bike every night when he brought it home. But I’m a cat and I don’t care about bikes. I know the difference between a peaceful easy feeling and general malaise. I know the difference between fate and fake. I know BBQ is better than PDQ. I play to win, I’m all in, I’m genuine. I like the holiday season because of friends and family and I truly enjoy colorful ribbons and bows, as well as festive holiday music and Ms. Julie Andrews. I have a goatee. My middle name is Schrader, and Mark thinks I care about bikes, but I don’t.

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