one day near a construction project at 5th & Pine I found a road sign crumpled and forgotten on the sidewalk. So I rolled it up and delivered it to DANK bags and those guys down there made me a top tube pad and a coozie out of it. Traditionally, the toptube pad comes out when the time changes, usually falling-back but in 2013 it's springing-forward. I'm not just making this shit up.