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pilder w asser, who said...
I used to have a great deal of experience pushing an open tall boy or road master halfway out of a DANK coozie, enough for it to ride securely in the bottle cage to the next stop or wait patiently outside a large office building or courthouse inconspicuous to the untrained eye hiding in plain site but sticking out like a sore thumb as those in the know know. Those guys down at DANK bags make coozies in all 50 shades of black.