what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

the word synergy is best used in closing remarks at circle time wrapping up touchy feely discussion sessions therefore I stay away from it and it doesn't come to mind as I admire this Soft Ride Windshear but this bike is so so so much greater than the sum of its parts and I needed a way to express that sentiment. bikes in general have that quality but this one in particular this unique combination of parts strung together to roll down the road any way you want it that's the way you need it this bike would stop me at the bike rack outside the bar to stand and stare for a moment and smile. the fallacy of composition. the fallacy of division. 220 221 whatever it takes. bikes.  

3 Comments

Zeh-bras have the largest penis proportionally to any other mammal. Watching nature videos during their rut you will be reminded of soft rides ergonomic design.

A limited production run The Softride Zebra Penis. Available in 2017. Only in Ferndale

SOLD as is Today.

Add Comment

Your Name: (Required)

Comment:

Please enter the 4 to 6 character security code:

(This is to prevent automated comments.)