ask me about compulsive punctuality
traffic's a real bear
mirror check
signal
head check
lane change
or change lanes whenever where ever whatever
those lines on the street are serving suggestions
can't we all get along
look at all those sharrows
multitasking is half assing
it's not the rumble strips in the road that'll fuck you up it's the over reaction stress freak outs in the crowd that stack it up white knuckle like lock up
it's not the issue
it's your reaction to the issue
that is the issue
it's a quality of life issue
it's a question a child might ask but not a childish question
"Alexa, how the fuck did I get here?"
in the northern hemisphere my chapstick rolls itself up in my right pocket but not in my left
I want people that drive like assholes to wait longer at the next red light to slam on their brakes to avoid the car in front of them to spill their coffee in their lap to get a big dry mouthful of karma dust or something like that
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