what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

on the spectrum

this phrase gets tossed around these days and I think it’s funny because I’m on the spectrum

we’re all on some spectrum because there’s a spectrum for everything

Melanin

Melatonin

Serotonin

Sarah Palin

there’s a spectrum for color into the absence of color

light or the absence of light

masculinity

facial hair brow ridge sagittal crest knuckle dragging

awkward socially to silky smooth any situationally

back slapping hand shaking small talking  

horseshitting

there’s a spectrum for everyfuckingthing

the super recognizers you’ve read about on one end of the facial-recognition spectrum with the face-blind people at the other end

there are people like Stevil that can’t tell you what day it is or make plans involving a calendar on one end of the perpetual calendar spectrum while on the other extreme there are people that can tell you what day of the week your birthday will fall on in 2027 as well as what day of the week you were born back back back then in that year that you were born

There are people that use a highlighter to cross things out and a paragraph later use it again to highlight things and they expect you to know what they mean if you know what I mean

There are people that input an exact time into the microwave to reheat their lunch in the breakroom and there are people that eat their food at room temperature with a smile

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don't forget the OCD hand washing spectrum and the chapstick panic spectrum

Spectrum analysis shows that a hand on the shoulder of the right person can lead to marriage, 2 kids and mortgage.

Roger that. At specific spots on the spectrum that hand-on-shoulder is a major public display of affection

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