to a simple time before amazon prime robot grocery stores and drones dropping your immediate gratification shit in the neighbor's yard a time of one inch threaded headsets when a pair of wrenches was all you needed and your dog was dropping his shit in the neighbor's yard because dogs roamed free and coke was 50 cents and coffee was a dollar and there were not 5 or 6 choices of what fucking kind of milk you want with your 142 boost and 5 or 6 hundred headsets to choose from in the qbp catalog
i imagine a barista in a gentri-fried south seattle neighborhood coffee shop asking the customer what kind of milk they want in their fucking latte and repeating this list of 15 choices as well as nonfat and 2%