for about 0.667 seconds I was concerned with the price I just paid for a rather dry slice of banana bread but then I chuckled because all bets are off with full retail as any retail is good in these unfuckingprecedented times and prices are a joke because I was more concerned with the cashier’s name and wondering if it’s real or just a work name and then of course my brain went to Husker Du...
i want my first hooker to be a girl named chastity so i can have my own highlander kurgan moment. she walks into the seedy hotel room and says 'hi. i al chastity.' and i reply 'of course you are'