it’s a bird
no actually that’s her shoe squeaking when it contacts the crank arm with each revolution of the pedals
it’s a plane
no that’s an amazon drone dropping your package in the neighbor’s driveway so you'll still need a human to take it those final fifty fucking feet
it’s a slug
no that’s just a gelatinous blob of hand sanitizer drying out in the sun
No shirt No shoes No service No way
