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August 29, 2020

elegant simplicity

or not

hose clamp

duct tape

pvc pipe

parallel push

plastic laminate

purple turtle

pattern baldness

personal hygiene

noxious weed

control board

civilian clothing

hearing examiner

rad power

dumb ass

electric assist

learned helplessness

ogden murphy

legal secretary

cinelli stem

shimmed out

brown bag

swipe left

quiet determination

mask emoji

iced coffee

sad eyes

surface area

trapezoidal prism

pleated front

khaki pants

whiter teeth

fresh breath

polarized lenses

new light

photo ID

ballpoint pen

notary public

sun rise

husky stadium

peanut butter

jelly time

same time

different day

rainier vista

cigarette butt

goose shit

misdirected energy

hiding in

plain sight

wrong tree

barking up

common denominator

insert variable

plug chug

intents purposes

intense porpoises

pitch roll

yaw this

oscillation about

vertical axis

controlled demolition

best estimate

round up

ball park

77 percent

isopropyl alcohol

standard solution

dry skin

graduated cylinder

erlenmeyer flask

box wine

ice cubes

multimodal commute

round trip

circle complete

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4 Comments

pilder said...

I know we’ve talked about this doodad before. I took it off a donated bike at Bike Works years ago. Since then it’s been hanging here on the pegboard wall as a little comic relief. Somebody put some effort into this thing and was probably pretty proud of it because it served a purpose and that makes me smile.

Posted August 29, 2020 09:38 AM | Reply to this comment

Steve young said...

you shouldn't smoke out of plastic

Posted August 29, 2020 10:18 AM | Reply to this comment

. said...

a goose can shit a pound a day. fun google my mom did one day. take that goose, count the flock and thats how many pounds of shit that canada goose family brings to the park. its canada goose btw because geese unlike their higher evolved human counter parts are not nationalists therefore not canadian. actually most geese would prefer to be called by their name which is "honk" or the "honkers"