what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

the average person swallows one quart of mucus every day

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big gulp

post nasal drip

i think it's kinda funny but it's snot

32oz may seem like an insurmountable obstacle but you just gotta take it bird by bird, goober by goober, loogie by loogie, snot rockets to the side and soon it'll all add up to two pints, that's 32 fucking ounces of phlegm

or is it half-empty?

Hard to spit with a mask on.

roger roger. there's a strong correlation almost on the verge of causation but when I finally roll outside after huffing my mask all morning sorting mail inside I can hawk some serious lung butter onto the sidewalk in that first halfa block

you don't have to spit, you're swallowing it.

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