what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

What is in a name? That which we call a tree by any other name would smell like turkey bologna. 

 

Hey google, suck it out of my ass and save it on a server somewhere near Moses Lake so you can sell it back to me later. I’ve been saying it for years. google it. rectum. 

 

Should we talk about the weather? One thing that’s worse than the weather is the chitchatsmalltalkhorseshit speculation about the weather. 

  

ask me if it’s raining. 

ask me about messenger RNA. 

ask me if I’m your jimmy john. 

 

ask for a "Mark" with hot sauce and cup of drip coffee today because they're shutting down until even fucking further notice or forever whichever comes first. 

 

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Alistair. said...

I first heard the "rectum, blew them to pieces" joke when I was about 18. Though it was hilarious then, and still do. A sign of my immaturity I am sure.

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