as you know that last one's not me but please direct your attention to the Ronald A - Ronald B - Ronald C progression, a work in progress, 17 years and counting.
and you may find yourself in another part of the world. and you may ask yourself how long can I loiter outside a Ronald McDonald house trying to take a fucking selfie before a staff member comes out and and says "what the fuck are you doing?"
it could be another 17 years until I run into
Ronald on the street, like 87 did that day. But when I do I'll get a photo and I'll be really fucking old