
what do we want?
when do we want it?
we all want this
parking garage
to be perfect!
we do?
there’s no I in we
what is a perfect parking garage?
an unachievable ideal?
or a worthy goal that springs us out of bed each morning
each time I deliver to KUOW (94.9 FM) I repeat the perfect parking mantra a few times loud enough for anyone to hear echoing off the overbuilt cement in various authoritative-intercom-ways or fake-as-fuck-advertising-voice-over-ways or crazy-guy-at-the-bus-stop-ways

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