what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

I’m into arrows. All kinds of arrows. But there’s one arrow that does not bring me any joy, the amazon logo. This sticker sums things up pretty well. 

99% of the time I make sure the frowns are down. But these boxes of fertilizer were completely blownout before I even touched them so I gave up on the orientation as I barely made it to Life Sciences with that pile of shit. 

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It’s not an arrow. It’s Jeff’s crooked cock. It’s his personal inside joke. For really real I was the fly on the wall for a conversation between some early 30’s Microsoft retirees back in 2002.

climate pledge crooked cock

I have no recollection of the events in question and therefore can neither confirm nor deny any allegations but over the past few years I have refined my eyes-without-a-face on the frown technique using a big fat pallet marker so the eyes with heavy lids and dilated pupils occasionally bloodshot result in a sad sack froggy face that is unquestionably created by the same artist occasionally reused and sent out again from places like the herbarium and noticed in big bustling busy mailrooms like Bagley 036… …however there is no photographic evidence to back this up so I can neither confirm nor deny anything.

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/jeff-bezos-new-yacht-is-ready-to-set-sail/

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