what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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greener grass

August 22, 2025

This scrap of cardboard is the jumbo postcard of the day. Soon to be hand-delivered via electric ass bathtub to the Medicinal Herb Garden Guy via the Life Sciences Greenhouse. 

 

The gold cow is on the fence, looking one way, then the other. She cannot decide which side has the greener grass. All the while she’s hearing her grandma’s voice in her head, repeatedly repeating reminders to be careful what you wish for...

 

 

 

infinitely 

variable

 

within

limits

 

as 

if

 

what

ever

 

label 

maker

 

marketing

horseshit

 

opportune

i s t i c

 

sticky

fingered

 

call 

it

 

what 

you 

 

will

more

 

than

you

 

can

chew

 

bite

me

 

point

view

 

change 

scenery

 

greener

grass

 

my

ass

 

 


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pilder said...

in 1976 my grandma had Erma Bombeck’s “The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank” I remember asking questions like “what’s a septic tank?” The humor in the title was lost on me for several years

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