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a kid in dank ick can stink

October 18, 2025

kickstand

Doug Nufer        1999

 

Kickstand is antic ink.

A tack in a sack, a snack in a cask, a task.

 

As an ant is an acid tank and a kid in dank ick can stink

Kickstand is an act and a stand. It can

Sin, sic a cad at staid kin

As ticks sink in skins.

 

Kickstand can scan ants in sand, skin cats, stain a saint

Nick, kid, kick, stack, and sack a sick and sad anti-antics din

As it aids kids. It isn’t AIDS

And can’t stand tan Dan and Candi’s tics in a skit

In skin. As I sat and stank, I said

 

Kick it, kids. Dan, dick Candi! And Candi said,

It ain’t in, it’s an act: a knick-knack, tic-tac, sin-din in a tin can

An act can’t stick its dick in.

 

In Kickstand, I said, it can.

 

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I have no recollection of how Doug Nufer got these words to me. Perhaps he handed it to me at the Elysian. Or he handed it to a bike messenger and they handed it to me downtown. Maybe he sent a fax to WA Legal... ...Anyway either way,  it was printed in kickstand #9 in 1999. printed on actual paper. Photocopied, folded, stapled and hand delivered via bicycle. I'm sure I got a copy to Doug at the wine shop. 

It was “reprinted” here ten years later. Now re-re-reprinted 26 years later.  I’ve gained another whole new appreciation for it, as an interesting and humorous poem constrained by the letters found in the word kickstand.  I also have a lot of respect for Mr. Doug Nufer who is a badass writer as well as a cyclist, former messenger, poet, MC and wine expert.

 

 


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pilder said...

I learned to ride a bike on my sister's Red Midget Sting Ray in 1974 Spokane. The Schwinn Skipper on the cover of kickstand #9 is all about my memories of my first real bike ride. No training wheels

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