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Sent this day to a friend-his reply: “ I ever tell ya my Kenny G story? Me and lil’ lady were on vacation in Santa Monica. Wanted to go to Malibu and spend the day on Zuma beach, below Point Dume. Anyhow, we stopped in that shopping mall in Malibu at a CVS to buy su screen. We were browsing the isle looking for sun screen. Amani is OCD, so she takes her full time when buying or ordering things. So, as she is patiently reading bottle of sunscreen, another customer rudely reaches past her- having never politely asked- and grabs a bottle of Banana Boat sunscreen. He huffs under his breath, clearly irritated at our speed of choice, and storms to the front. The dude was about 110 lbs of stringy hair and mismatched cloths. It was Kenny G. I stared at the satan of elevator music as he ruddily violated my wife’s space in his rush to get Banana Boat. I laughed for a week after explaining to my confused wife who that slimy little asshole was.
Posted February 3, 2026 08:42 AM
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