what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

To anyone who can put a pilderwasser T-shirt on this father figure and snap a good photo and email it to me, I will provide T-shirts for you and your immediate family and a six pack of Milwaukee's Best.

The XXL shirt you wrestle onto daddy in the fountain will most likely be blownout and written off as a loss because you won't have time to get it back off, stretching it over those giant outstretched arms before the cops show up. That is assuming you can even get it on to daddy in the first place with your heart pounding and the fountain getting you soaked in cold water and the massive quantities of beer you consumed slowing your normal cat-like reflexes in a really bad wet t-shirt contest at 3:30am. Maybe I can screen a halter top for him to ease the fitting. If you're interested let me know.

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My dad will be in town in 2 or 3 weeks. We always had Milwaukee's Best or Olympia (whichever was on sale the least) sitting in the back of the fridge. After Lone Star bought Olympia, you could get it in Texas. It might take all 6 beers to get him in the fountain though and someone would have to distract my mother in the process.

you'll need a 12 pack for dad, a 12 pack for mom, and one for yourself too. When I was in school we got half-racks of the Beast for $2.69. I also walked to school uphill, both ways, in the snow...and gas was cheap and and and

I'll totally do it!

you need to make a dank-pilderwasser side snap or velcro custom tank- tee for this job. or possibly a halter top. OR a tube top.

Pilder PLEASE call me I will do it!!!!!!!!!

And as we are approaching Holy Week and all...why don't you young folks make a Jesus out of milk chocolate and put one of your shirts on it? Sweet site. Just found it while surfin' at work. Exenger from '98-2000 at ABC Legal. Great to see that messengers are still up to their old tricks! Peace all. TB

Mom stopped drinking the beer in 1977 or 1978, right about the time Star Wars came out as I recall, so I'll drink hers.

I've penciled in Brandon on this 007 job because he hit me on the Nextel too, Case you're #2 if it doesn't work out. Stay tuned

Happy Easter, we're all working for ABC in one form or another, just a few degrees removed, but it comes back around. I'd like a dark chocolate Jesus.

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