what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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nonfat decaf iced hazelnut extra whip no lid

July 17, 2007

I don’t know the real story, but I saw this on the street today, took and picture and here’s what I think was going on:

These two office workers took the time to get everyone’s drink orders and write them down, then they took up a collection of cash, or just used petty cash from the office manager, then they got the little rolly-cart thing from the mailroom and pushed it two blocks down the street to Starbucks, where they waited for 25 coffee drinks to be prepared (and it appears at least 75% of the drinks were foo-foo) Then they slowly pushed the cart back to office and distributed the drinks, then stood around and talked about the drinks, Starbucks, the drink preparation and the drink transportation mission.

Limiting our focus to just these two office workers, we’re looking at 3.5 hours of productivity down the drain. When we bring in all 25 coffee drink drinkers, productivity for the day is shot.

If you don't feel like working, that's cool, don't go to work, take the day off. But don't show up and try to bullshit the day away with stuff like this.

Starbucks, foo-foo drinks, little janky rolly pushcart thing, sandbaggers goldbrickers slackers and wind baggers. Time wasting followed by talking about time wasting.

A tremendous display of horseshit.

I'll take a tall drip, black.


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grumblebee said...

i see these two getting duped into the starbucks run. cos doin whatever this entailed looks like a bunch of suck. a big tall half caf double no whip breve with sugar free almond cup of suck.

Posted July 17, 2007 08:13 PM | Reply to this comment

Dave said...

Most definitely looks like getting paid to waste time, money and contribute to caffeine addiction -or- They just finished working 10 hours days for the last six day and the boss sent out for drinks.... ya never know.

Posted July 17, 2007 11:05 PM | Reply to this comment

Case said...

There isn't one tall drip in that whole affair!

Posted July 18, 2007 08:25 AM | Reply to this comment

87 said...

Nope that's not it, it's just the whole fuckbaggery of the day to day. dooshers fuckbags and dolled up assclowns. today is my Wednesday. Welcome to paradise Hey I'm not bitter, just being honest.

Posted July 18, 2007 02:15 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to 87...

copy that Jason, here's to the losers.

Posted July 18, 2007 07:47 PM | Reply to this comment

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