what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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October 21, 2008

no problem, we'll be right there


Cute punk bike messenger!
You:    Tall, sexy stallion with the most beautiful blue eyes and brightest smile. I see you all the time hanging out at monorail coffee looking adorable as ever. Nice punk tattoos, I like pizza too. Let's go for a ride some time...or maybe I'll just ride you.
When:    Monday, October 20, 2008
Where:    Monorail espresso
I saw a:    Man
I am a:    Woman
Date posted:    Monday, October 20, 2008 in the Stranger I saw U

Six-pack of tall boys:         $4.69
Burberry scarf:     $295.00
DANK coozie:  priceless
An ice-cold 75cent tallboy of Busch. A warm cuddly $295 swatch of Burberry wool. Two great tastes that taste great together.  A juxtaposition that I will venture to say has not occurred until today, this 21st day of October, 2008 in Seattle, Washington. All made possible by a fortuitous ground score and those guys down at DANK bags who happen to know a thing or two about beer coozies, messenger bags, top tube pads, radio holsters and other stuff that messengers need.

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Peet said...

Now that is an awesome coozie.

Posted October 21, 2008 08:38 PM | Reply to this comment

trebrd said...

I hear you could be do this for work? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu-Kt0LzNhU

Posted October 22, 2008 12:37 AM | Reply to this comment

Vai Sikahema said...

Cheers to yours and yours. Happy Holladay Bowl

Posted October 22, 2008 01:44 AM | Reply to this comment

bobby d replied to trebrd...

What? I was the fourth person to see that. Did you just be do make that?

Posted October 22, 2008 01:50 AM | Reply to this comment

69 said...

i heard those guys were assholes. time check

Posted October 22, 2008 01:57 AM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to trebrd...

word. I'm going to suggest that clip to Leslie my stepmom. None of the romantic overblown backward circle hanging out getting all the women smoking drinking visions of being a messenger courier. Just 8th grade guidance counselor obvious facts.

Posted October 22, 2008 07:33 AM | Reply to this comment

A#@holes replied to 69...

They are.

Posted October 22, 2008 07:54 AM | Reply to this comment

sirena said...

so are you saying that a matching messenger bag or top tube pad could be coming next?!?! carol merrill likes things that match!

Posted October 22, 2008 09:05 AM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

Congratulations J you big stallion, you're number One in the Stranger print version, where it really counts.

Posted October 22, 2008 08:10 PM | Reply to this comment

Keith Jackson replied to Vai Sikahema...

Yup. I won't be calling your late December weekday midafternoon weakass bowl game in some mild astroturf city sponsored by some fairly well known corporation. R E S P E C T find out what it means to be...in Utah. BYU BYOB

Posted October 22, 2008 08:28 PM | Reply to this comment

redlipwasser replied to A#@holes...

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

Posted October 22, 2008 10:12 PM | Reply to this comment

69 replied to redlipwasser...

it could be the gluten

Posted October 22, 2008 10:22 PM | Reply to this comment

redlip replied to 69...

ten four six nine I'll look up into that

Posted October 22, 2008 10:30 PM | Reply to this comment

Vai Sikahema replied to Keith Jackson...

You bring y.o.b.. You should go to slc mid-november, #12 utah vs. #21(sic)byu. Better than any sec weak-ass nationally monopolized saturday game. Go mountain west!

Posted October 23, 2008 05:41 PM | Reply to this comment

Keith Jackson replied to Vai Sikahema...

I hear ya there Mr. Sickyaheema. I have a soft spot for those Cougars up in the Palouse, good old Pullman. But I understand the BYU cougars' dilemma...And all those eastcoast sports writers voting on all those goddamn polls can kiss my bumblin stumblin fumblin big ugly mountain time zone ass.

Posted October 23, 2008 07:53 PM | Reply to this comment

?mary? said...

bet you will never guess who posted this gem.. http://thestranger.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/ISawYou?page=3

Posted October 23, 2008 08:42 PM | Reply to this comment

pilderwasser replied to ?mary?...

what I hear you saying is...suck it.

Posted October 23, 2008 08:50 PM | Reply to this comment

steve said...

this one makes 18

Posted October 24, 2008 12:51 PM | Reply to this comment

pidler asser replied to steve...

I copy you saying One Eight. Can I get a one nine

Posted October 24, 2008 09:39 PM | Reply to this comment

stepmom replied to pilder...

Hey there. Just saw this (long story). What did you want me to 'get'? Email!

Posted February 7, 2009 04:40 AM | Reply to this comment

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