Free-form right on red passing iPod ped in the crosswalk She can’t hear meShe can only hear her sweet sweet Kenny GShe’s startled and of course she blames meShe can’t see shitUmbrella propped upHooded jacket cinched down
Don’t worry lady I saw you all the wayRelax keep slurping your latte
i've taken to "sneaking up" on these types and getting as close as i can "safely" and yelling "I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!" the joy derived from this schadenfreude is short lived, but worth it.
serously, this old lady jumped when she walked around the corner. I wasn't even moving. :p Just start hitting them and th'll run out of your way