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January 16, 2007

Yesterday I got my calendar hand delivered from MaLora and had a brief discussion about cycling in Seattle. The drama, the politics, the Junior High cliques and the what not. Like Aaron says there are two kinds of cyclists the “wants to” and the “has to”. Although there are a few has-tos around (these are the dudes riding hoopty bikes with DWI bars, literally because they can’t drive anymore and have to ride bikes) The vast majority of the cyclists in Seattle are wants-tos, the commuters, the messengers, the ex messengers, the posengers, the fakengers, the racers in training, the BMX stunt masters, the Dead Baby tall bikers, the students, the Critical Mass extremists, the Bike shop owners, the Vashon Island no-fossil-fuel-mother-earth provides-for-us preachers, the .83 kids, the Cascade Bike Club experts, the Shoreline wheelmen with handlebar moustaches and/or moustache handlebars. the self righteous yelling lady, and all the rest of them. I ride a bike because I want to. I ride for work, I‘m a messenger. But I also ride because I don’t own a car. And if you ride a bike too, that’s great, I may or may not acknowledge you when I see you on the street, but I respect the fact that you’re out there just like I am. That doesn’t mean I want to shake your hand or give you a hug or go to your community activist meeting or join your club. Although I do respect you for riding your bike, I am not above chuckling at your purple anodized bar ends or your bungee-corded milk crate/bucket contraption. Good natured teasing is fine with me, but the battling cliques and clubs is crap. Cycling is inherently independent, and I like it that way. Do whatever you need to do, for what ever reason you need to do it. Just keep it outta my face.
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Jimbo said...

I played rugby for the beer. Now I ride a bike for the beer. Especially, in late July, in the middle of a small Iowa town, with some of my bestest buddies, listening to live music, eating a porkchop, at 9 am. That is when life is perfect. 187 days...

Posted January 16, 2007 08:42 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

right on Jimbo. There's no politics, no BS, just bikes. Bikes and beer and porkchops and corn on the cob and live music and beer gardens that open at 7am. I got hosed in Battle Creek, Iowa. One of the greatest beer gardens ever. It was a parking lot next to a fire station and it was 99 degrees and we were drinking Miller Lite and standing in a sprinkler to cool off listening to Steve Miller but it was great. For Real. No Bullshit.

Posted January 16, 2007 10:49 PM | Reply to this comment

mudhoney replied to pilder...

You give it away like free samples, But I don't want what anyone can have, You got it, Yeah, you got it, So what... Keep it outta my face

Posted January 16, 2007 11:33 PM | Reply to this comment

Bret in ABQ said...

I want to hug the .83 calander girls. All of them. -B

Posted January 17, 2007 05:41 AM | Reply to this comment

trackbike said...

You sound like a cranky old man! What about people who are so poor that their only mode of transportation is a bike? Well that's how it is in the rest of the world! Makes being a messenger seem rather bourgois, no? Don't be such an elitist about the cycling community in general.

Posted January 17, 2007 08:58 PM | Reply to this comment

pilderwasser replied to trackbike...

I am a cranky old man and like I said, I'm talking about Seattle cycling community bullshit. And yeah I'm a bike messenger, elitist, but not bourgeois. I'm picking up bourgeois shit all day long, and dropping it off, on time. And what about poor people that ride bikes? I'm elitist but I couldn't afford to drive a car in Seattle even if I wanted to.

Posted January 17, 2007 10:13 PM | Reply to this comment

MaLora Ann replied to Bret in ABQ...

you _can_ hug the .83 girls! get a calendar, and hug it close! only a few left... also, pilderwasser: - love my shirt. i look so hot in it, i'm going to get another one in mere moments. - thanks for the tater tots. delicious! - excluding tandems, biking is solo. i love it that way. i want it that way. i make it that way.

Posted February 1, 2007 08:48 PM | Reply to this comment

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