what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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red herring cheesecake

June 18, 2010

Seattle has some clutch-popping hills
even while driving in bare feet
odds are on the other side of the street

full frontal nudity isn't what it used to be
it’s not about efficiency
it’s because I have to pee

the messenger bag appears to be empty
too clean too new too trying too hard
to look like    not trying too hard

if I’m seeking a cheesecake-factory experience
then I go to the Cheesecake Factory
as imitation is the sincerest form of fakery  

sincerely    for real      really
I have a well developed horseshit extractor
ask Vogel about the next chicken tractor

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pilderwasser said...

Say it aint so Joe. When I say we, I mean me. We want a bar on, in and for Capitol Hill and we don't need another cheesecake factory because there's already one down the street and one in every mall in America. 14 years counts for something in my book. Cheers. Here's to the Chicken Tractor moving on to a greener patch of grass. Oh and 08 you too, congratulations to you moving on to the NYC. word

Posted June 18, 2010 08:51 AM | Reply to this comment

al said...

25 wishing happy trails 08. we'll be fishing in an oil slick one of these days.

Posted June 18, 2010 10:58 AM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to al...

it's good to read your voice.

Posted June 19, 2010 08:26 AM | Reply to this comment

al replied to pilder...

always reading this mark. one of the first things i look at. though it's hard to maintain my tough guy image when i tear up so much.

Posted June 19, 2010 10:00 AM | Reply to this comment

Case said...

The eagle has landed to the Long Cadenhead clan and the results are very good, though it did take the mention of the glow in the dark properties to have Jim admit unsurpassed onesie superiority. Nice work.

Posted June 19, 2010 10:12 AM | Reply to this comment

judy said...

He looks so much tougher out of the kiddie pool!!! And--being out of town--inthecountrysotospeak Cheesecake factory sounds pretty authentic to me. Although I think the reality is the real.

Posted June 19, 2010 11:12 AM | Reply to this comment

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