what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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words fall short of this happy healthy strong and long baby girl who came home today. more to follow soon when she's riding her bike in triathlons in the next couple months and modeling pilderwasser sportswear. word

congrats, proud pappa! Enjoy every moment!

Congrats Mark! Looks like she has a good set of lungs for riding straight up Yesler.

congrats dude! she already looks like a champ.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful girl. Life is now better. Enjoy it all.

And just like that your quality of life has just improved exponentially. Congratulations!

good job. its all green grass from here. she is such a freshy considering she was purchased in 2k1.

Well done, sir! Sincerest of congratulations!

Very cool!! She's a lucky girl to have a mom and dad like you guys!!!

happy for you

Tell me you slapped a pilderwasser sticker on that machine when the nurse wasn't looking. Congrats man!

Word. Thanks for the good word for all the good words. Visualize the father of a newborn somewhere around 3am on day four attempting to calculate a healthy and acceptable loss of weight for a baby in the first few days after birth… to make the conversion from grams to ounces from pounds to grams and only getting as far as google in a halfass slackjaw attempt to question the nurses’ expertise but thankfully knowing at least enough to keep his mouth shut and multiply by sleep deprivation then factor in several other variables and extrapolate it all into a Thai food takeout Safeway deli sushi tortilla chip dip single serving cranberry juice decaf tea IPA clear liquid lactation consultant hormonal roller coaster jumbo casserole of super full moon March madness.

and there she is! Yeah, Elliot!

What a beauty! Here's to those middle of the nite walks around the house with your gal, her first spill on a two-wheeler, you waiting by the window when she comes home late from dates, and on and on. Well done!

awww, what a cutie. blowing a smoke ring from my cigar for yall. congratulations

beautiful, well done ol'chap!

Congratulations are a few days late, but in order none the less. Right on!

Congatualations Mark!! Wow!

Congrats Mark!

I'm so happy for you & Jen & Elliot. Can't wait to see her

I'm so happy for you & Jen & Elliot. Can't wait to see her

Mark, I am very happy for you. Congratulations to a man who I respect very much. May this new chapter in your life crack a fresh way of living. You're an inspiration. I am sincerely happy you have reproduced. The world is a better place.

Elliot has inspired the all time highest number of pilderwasser comments. Thank you. And when I say "you" I mean you plural. Thanks from all of us here too.

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