pilderwasser sticker stickers
stickering their way across Iowa
properly placed anatomically correct
taken out of context taken for a ride
on the jersey of rider from southern Illinois
on the north side of a lower back tattoo
on the shirt of a kid helping his dog
eat all the fallen scrambled egg scraps in the yard
sausage gravy biscuits and more gravy
pork tenderloins bigger than your face
pickles pie ice cream pasta salad cinnamon rolls
the corn grows taller there
where all you can eat buffets
warning thunderstorms severe
start town next town meet town small town
pass-through town overnight town end town
downtown uptown
call and response
calling and responding
pilder ing -- wasser ing
beer garden beer belly beer coozie beer me
Orange Whip???
in a gas station parking lot in the shade
under a tree across the street from the beer store
tall boys sweating getting warm
hot hotter hottest heat index at 120°
one more 30 pack should do the trick
down the road
headwinds heat humidity
road kill
banana peel
pickle juice
butt butter
drop shorts and apply liberally to taint
reapply after heavy perspiration
if irritation develops discontinue use
just this side of catastrophic failure
drive side chain stay cracked
to quantify a wicked piss
pee in a Gatorade bottle get a visual
32oz at a time
pinch it off and attach a number to it
please make a note of it
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