Visualize a banana bounced from a jersey pocket then smooshed by the wheels of 10,000 bikes and baked on the pavement of a two lane road in late July Iowa heat and humidity.
smells like RAGBRAI
and there’s this empty feeling in the pit of my stomach today perhaps because my hands feel empty not holding individually wrapped single serving sized sweaty 12oz containers of carbonated malted beverages as traditionally today is the day I should be on Jimbo’s front porch pumping up the tires on the RB-1 and taking down another can of Miller Lite like it’s water, because it is.
the pilderwasser collective is rolling strong again this year without me and they’re all in Jimbo’s front yard as we speak preparing for another great ride across Iowa. And it sounds like there may be a pinch rider / potential buyer lined up for the RB-1 looking to take it on its 5th RAGBRAI.
and and and word on the street is… pilderwasser is #2 on the interwideweb for googling ogling specific RAGBRAI stuff and things. That’s via Jimbo via Coop and if it is true then it’s only because the content is here and it was built up brick by brick over the years with been-theres and done-thats and not by some search engine optimized keyword count horseshit fluffy trendy filler written by a sophomore social media summer intern punctuated by stock Getty images of cyclists wearing lycra spandex getups.
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