they’re there and there with their
simplicity
utility
affordability
availability
ubiquity
are you kidding me?
why go to Pottery Barn and buy fake designer milk crates for $49 that won’t hold up as well as the real thing, available in various alleys and parking lots for free
I like to buy cans of low-sodium soup and add tons of salt.
I like to drive to the gym and ride a stationary bike.
I like to walk away when you ask me about my weekend as a lead-in for me to ask you about yours
Because it is stealing, which is illegal and immoral...