what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

Is this Heaven?

No, it's Iowa.

Oh, Oh yeah, is this that RAGRIDE thing?

No, not yet, RAGBRAI is in July.

OK, OK then what's going on, where am I?

You're a messenger in Seattle and apparently you've been drinking

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this is a Chris Murray photo from 2006

Can you be a messenger and not drink?

Sure you can, if you want to be known as "That fucking asshole who doesn't drink" You don't want to be that guy, do you Kevin?

Have you been drinking son? Yes sir, since I was 16.

IOWA, I can smell it. Nothing smells like a cornfield full of toilet paper and wet corn stalks brushing against your burning calfs. I'm not a messanger but RAGBRAI is a good message to spread.

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