what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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Yucca Valley 2 - 6809

April 28, 2026

gotta call that number one more time

 

This amazing p arrived yesterday all the way from Yucca Valley. A unique care package from Matt & Clair down there. 

It’s currently exploring its new home, seeing just where it’ll fit in. And I know that it knows it’ll fit in just fine.  

I’m visualizing this letter as part of an impressive sign somewhere illuminated among its partner letters making up a word, getting your attention and selling you something. 

Check out the old school throwback craftsmanship and  construction on the back. It brings me joy and appreciation for yesteryear and days gone by. 

 


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the road to hell

April 27, 2026

same as it ever was

April 26, 2026

filling in the negative space

April 25, 2026

APOCALYPSO bro

April 23, 2026

This poem spoke to me. This poem is speaking to me. This poem will speak to me again and again after that. If I ever wrote a poem, this is the kind of poem I would want to write. 

All due credit to Dobby Gibson. It’s not reprinted here without permission. It’s a photo of a red 53T big ring that just happened to land on page 46 of the April 20, 2026 issue of the New Yorker. 

Seven years on an island looks pretty good from where I'm sitting. Ask me about chainring bolt circle diameters, old locker combos and rubber duckies.

 


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pilder product placement

April 22, 2026

A  Profile Design bottle kage

B  iSSi Thump pedals

C  Nature’s Bakery fig bars

D  Slim Fold wallet

E  Big Time Brewery

 

A. Profile Design bottle kage

As president emeritus of the Profile Design cup holders club it goes without saying that this is my bottle cage of choice. It’ll hold my coffee, my beer and even my water. No other cage covers the continuum like this one. Seamlessly smooth transitions. Simple understated elegance. I’ve influenced the entire UW electric ass fleet, leading by example. Walking the walk.  

B. iSSi Thump pedals

Favorite pedal. No longer in production. You can find some pink ones online. I like the molded pin. No need for the replaceable metal pins that will hamburger your shins. I’m not racing downhill. I’m final fifty fucking feeting on an electric ass bathtub in blown-out Sambas. Chill. 

C. Nature’s Bakery fig bars

You’ve probably seen a flavor or two of these at your local grocery. But I go to the source with their Build-A-Box option and select all my favorite flavors, a veritable rainbow. So many choices. They’re part of my coffee klatch. My kids eat them too.  

D. Slim Fold wallet

The last wallet you’ll ever buy. The best wallet you don’t own yet. Saw this on a fathers day list. Not to buy for my dad. To buy for myself. It’s the shit. Best wallet ever. I’ve already converted a couple of people. You could be next. 

E. Big Time Brewery

It’s Big Time time. Cannot say enough about this place. The owner and his brother the brewer. The staff. The beer. All of them Top Notch. In an old school way. It’s on my line almost every time Big Time. Check it out. 

 

 


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patterns emerge

April 21, 2026

As you know

those in the know     know

it’s the same on the weekends

as the rest of the days

same shit different daze

but that same old shit

is seen in new ways

as patterns emerge 

from the static

it’s magic 

a portal through

into   a   new

point of view

add non dairy creamer

to show scale

saltlick

dipstick

triptych

repeatedly

repeating

repeat 

as often

as necessary

not necessarily

in that order


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counter clockwise

April 20, 2026

crows feet

around my eyes

crows feet

counter clockwise

crows feet

no big surprise

crows feet

as the crow flies

crows feet

tell me no lies

 


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and she was

April 18, 2026

rule of thumb

April 17, 2026

Do you hear what I hear?

that creaking sound

like the bottom bracket 

in a Cannondale

incessantly

inevitably

entropy

increasing 

over   time

there’s the rub

the rule of thumb

the equal & opposite

r e   a  c  t  i  o  n

dwindling

attention span spun

spinning down 

around

absolute zero

−459.67 °F

approaching

an unachievable ideal

standing by at

38 picoKelvin Ave

ask me about 

superfluidity

superconductivity

PRIORITY

SPECIMEN

DO NOT 

RELEASE

retractable

ultra fine tip

Sharpie

rule of thumb

fingers sticky

ask me 

about 

how many

variables 

must fall 

into place

to get my ass 

into work

on time

 


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you're going to get what you deserve

April 16, 2026

Trent Reznor dropped out of college in the 80’s to pursue his music career. I’d like to think his one year of collegiate computer science occurred at UW, but it didn’t. He went to Allegheny College in Meadville, PA. 

Nonetheless, I think of Nine Inch Nails’ “Head like a Hole” as a not so subtle nod to the UW fight song. 

I'd rather see Reznor than Kenny G in a bow down BECU commercial. 


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6 more weeks of Winter

April 15, 2026

lefty loosey

April 14, 2026

ONEWAY

or 

another

we don't know

what 

we don't know

ignorance is bliss


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neo-retro retrospect

April 12, 2026

diving deep

for an old photo

and not finding it

 

but finding

fifteen others

I'd forgotten about 


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archival status only

April 9, 2026

The Seattle Review

 

A literary journal published at the University of Washington since 1978, committed to offering an exciting range of work from both new and established artists, and including poetry, fiction, essays and creative nonfiction, interviews and dialogues, theatre and visual arts. Contributors have included such writers as Rita Dove, Czeslaw Milosz, Kathleen Spivack, Al Young and David Wagoner. 

 

The journal continued producing issues into the late 2010s, with the final print edition appearing as a double issue (11:1-2) in spring 2018, featuring contemporary voices in poetry and prose that aligned with its commitment to extended, innovative works. This volume marked the end of regular print publications, amid broader challenges facing university-supported literary outlets following the 2008 recession, including institutional budget constraints that strained funding for non-core academic programs. By 2019, The Seattle Review announced an indefinite hiatus, suspending new submissions and ceasing active operations, with the publication transitioning to an archival status only. The hiatus continues with no new content solicited or released.  Past issues are preserved through university libraries and select archives.

 

 

 

This is Volume 8, Number 1

 

$10 per issue in 2015…

 

I’d buy that for a dollar

I did buy that for a dollar

I will buy that for a dollar again if I ever find any other issues at Surplus 

 


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FOUR ate TWO SIX

April 8, 2026

Why was 5 afraid of 4?

because 4 ate 26

 

window we went with water

were want wonder whisper

 

there was an old crow

who swallowed a derailleur

 

that wriggled and jiggled 

and tickled    inside her

 

she swallowed the derailleur

to shift on the fly

 

I don't know why

she'd shift on the fly

 

perhaps she'll die

 


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bicycle rider in rainier beach

April 7, 2026

As you may recall, and you two too. I suggested you read Saroyan’s book before I even got my hands on it. Less than 48 hours later I got a copy of the book from Western Washington University’s Library via interlibrary loan. I expected that whole process to take a couple weeks,  not a couple days. 

I also purchased a copy from a rare book store somewhere over there a few time zones east of here via eBay. 

As we speak, I’m finishing up the WWU copy and getting it back into their library just as my very own copy is arriving via USPS, finishing up the 2750 mile journey to its new home. 

 

Saroyan worked at various jobs his entire childhood. Orchards, vineyards, selling newspapers, county fairs, working, working, telegram bike messengering for a few years all around Fresno at age 12, 13, 14. He knew he wanted to be a writer early on.  He hated school so he quit at 15. But he kept working at various jobs to pay the bills. 

In this BR-BH book, Saroyan’s 8-year old son Aram wants and gets a new big big bicycle. In real real life, Aram grows up to be kind of a big deal in the writing and poetry world. From the Seattle Public Library I got my hands on two of Aram Saroyan’s books of minimal poems, published about 60 years ago. Single-word poems, just a few letters and a whole lot of white space. Great stuff, right up my alley. Here’s an example, one that stuck with me:

 

 

 

hghgh

 

 

 

Visualize that in the center of the page, nothing to distract you, until you turn the page to another one-word poem…

 


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FOUR - SIX - TWO SIX

April 6, 2026

This morning I was fumbling around in piles on the floor that are my “reading lists” looking for the backpack-book du-jour. At the bottom of one pile Ellen Forney was looking up, asking me to have another go at “marbles” her graphic memoir. 

 

As I flipped through it looking for my bookmark to be found around 66.6% completion status, I stumbled upon a sketch on page 106 which was done on some Girlie Press note paper. Just the other other day I was admiring an old Girlie Press Rules ruler. Then  that sketch on page 106 let me know: today is the day. 

 

For one brief moment, everything was fine. 

For one brief moment, it was 1999. 

 

Today 4-6-26...

...open your books to page 177

and follow along

as I read aloud

 


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lemons

April 4, 2026

“Lemons in Glass”

by Mary Mann

mary mann painter

 

when life gives you lemons

buy it

frame it

gift it 

 

I wasn’t looking for this print. But it found me yesterday on a Silver Cloud route. Now I’ll find it a thrift-store frame around 10” x 14” and gift it. 

 

Mary Mann has a solo show at the UW Botanical Library through April 28. 

 


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Duck Pond

April 3, 2026

one size doesn't fit most

April 2, 2026

be careful

what you

wish for

 

twenty five

or six

to four

 

eight years

out the window

onto the floor

 

e i g h t   years

if you’re 

keeping score

 


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quitting after one more last one

April 1, 2026

 

Quitting after one more last one

Tired of playing the clown

If I want your opinion I'll ask ya

I can get myself down

 

Night driving without headlights

Wearing sunglasses too

Looking good but sure don't feel right

Anything to be cool

 

Doing hopscotch with my legs tied

Jumping rope in wet cement

Black leather in midday sunshine

All your mother's money's spent

 

Doing time on the metal detector

Like to drown in your pool

Covering up everything that's defective

Anything to be cool

 

A burning heart

Could be so cool

Won't you be my fashion victim?

Come on, I'm an April Fool for you

 

Holding on to what's left of real life

Anything to be cool

 

“April Fool”

Soul Asylum

 

I’m a Soul Asylum fan circa 1988. I saw them live several times at Grinnell. I enjoy their albums all the way through And the Horse They Rode In On in 1990. 

 

Grave Dancers Union in 1992 was a sad sack except for this track, which I enjoy, especially on April Fools Day. Don’t talk to me about “Runaway Train” or Winona Ryder or Dave Pirner’s role in “Reality Bites” 

 


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between the beginning and the end

March 30, 2026

“I was not yet sixteen when I understood a great deal, from having ridden bicycles for so long, about style, speed, grace, purpose, value, form, integrity, health, humor, music, breathing and finally and perhaps best of all the relationship between the beginning and the end.” 

 

–William Saroyan

 

Published in 1952, Saroyan narrates this memoir as his 44 year old self, reflecting on his time as a bike messenger growing up in Fresno. By age 44 in Beverly Hills, he was well established in the writing world, a Pulitzer prize winner and a father. His young son wants a new bike, and not a little kid bike, a full-on adult bicycle. 

In the six hours that have passed since I first started to learn more about his book: I found a few copies online that looked cheap but then with shipping from Belgium or New Zealand they were no-go no-no. I checked at Magnus Books, nope. I requested a copy from the extensive interlibrary loan network established through the UW Library conglomeration. Then I bought my very own copy on eBay from a bookstore in Bethesda, MD. 

I haven’t read it yet. But if you’re reading these words right now, I strongly recommend this book to you. 


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heatmap habitrails

March 30, 2026

An average normal run of the treadmill hamster wheel day on the electric ass bathtub is only 12 miles of actual riding. 

That's 63,360 feet. That’s a lot of final-fifty-fucking-feeting, a lot of Amazon last-mile packaging and some good old fashioned old school paper inter-office envelope campus mail too. Racking up a few miles in the relatively small geographic area that is the scenic 700 acre campus and a few choice bits of the U District. 

Ask me about 3946 W. Stevens Way and how many times I’ve been there today. 

If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning…

If I had a bell, I’d ring it in the morning…

If I had a strava-like heatmap of my habitrails it would be very similar day-to-day. Day after day. Day in. Day out. Groundhog Day. Ditto. Ditto. Ditto.  Cyclical cycles circulating. Concentric circles radiating. Repetitious repetitions repeatedly repeating. Backtracking, roundtripping, reconnoitering, revisiting. Again.  Playing it again. Groundhog-daying it again. Dialing in details too numerous to recount here and now. Clockwork like. Like clockwork. Lathering. Rinsing. Repeating. Repeatedly.

 

So it goes and goes and goes until finally it’s quitting time aka Big Time time. Waylaying an IPA.  A waylaid waylay. A waylay waylaid.  A stone's throw away from the train station and on into my way all the way home.


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focus group

March 29, 2026

In 1972 James Wagenvoord published a book called Bikes and Riders. Early on in his book he talks about hanging out in Central Park watching Bob Salzman teach people to ride bikes.  And then watching and photographing other people teaching their friends using Salzman's “can’t fail” method. 

Some time in the late 90’s I poached Wagenvoord’s photo from page 24 to use as the cover of kickstand #8. 

Fast forward 27 years to just last night when I screened yet another kickstand hoodie. 

With super opaque white paint that’s as thick as a brick. It’s like squeezing cold toothpaste through a capillary. I took a pass and a half with the squeegee and smudged it. That extra half pass jacked it. Like an out of focus photo of a photo of a photo. It wasn’t what I was going for. But I’m going with it. Because I don’t have a choice. 

An out of focus focus-group. A blurred photo of a 55 year old photo. It’s all coming together. That shot always made me think the guy in the middle is loaded and his friends are holding him up. But he’s not wasted. He’s just learning to ride a bike. 

 

 

“What’s kickstand?” she asks 

“It’s a quality of life issue”  I say

because it’s easier than trying to explain to her what a zine is 

or was 27 years ago.


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27 to 4

March 27, 2026

twenty seven minutes until 4am

also known as 3:33am

but I don't have a 27 to 4 tattoo

I have a 3:33 tattoo

I don't have a 53 to 8 tattoo

I have a 07:07 tattoo

 

"25 or 6 to 4"

is a Chicago song recorded in August of 1969 and it's popular with marching bands. I didn't know this until this morning around 17 or 18 minutes to 4 when I was googling 45 or 624 and google thought I needed a calculator or a calendar.  But I needed to find out the name of that annoying SIX TWO FOUR song and I found it

This fibonacci sequence started the other other day with a brief conversation with 22 Heather about even numbers and odd numbers. Then another other day I presented her with a: 

1   3   5   7   9   11

The digits cut from Amazon package tote tags in a classic example of In Situ Resource Utilization. 

 

The next day 22 presented me with a: 

2   4   6   8

Digits she crafted herself in a classic example of resourceful creativity…

 

 

Then this morning around 25 or 6 to 4 

even numbers were dancing around in my mind and that annoying 624 song jumped into the picture 

 

 

what time is it?

what's the frequency Kenneth?

here you are 

you are here

sitting cross-legged

on the floor

25 or 6 to 4


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do you think you can tell?

March 26, 2026

On Friday September 12, 1975 Pink Floyd released “Wish You Were Here”. I cannot say it was on my radar as I was finishing up my first full week of 1st grade in Ms. Wilson’s class at Audubon Elementary. However the song has now been in rotation for 50+ years on every classic rock radio station on earth. 

Although I’m not a Pink Floyd fan, I believe there is a time and a place for this song:

 

HVC 1989

Hidden Valley Camp   Granite Falls, WA

Session break late night camp fire. Scrappy counselor on guitar, others singing along with not all the lyrics in their proper place but it feels real, here & now, spot on authentic authenticity. The summer of 1989 at HVC was a great time and place for this song. 



HRC 2026

Hans Rosling Center for Population Health  

UW Seattle

Sitting in the great big great room at 8am with a coffee and a book when “wish you were here” comes on the Starbucks soundtrack downstairs. It’s the actual song but it feels fake-as-fuck, flat matte muted moot, like a false front, hollow insincerity, forced smile face. Last rainy Thursday morning in the HRC was not the time or the place for this song. 




Wish you were here? 

You are here 

Here you are 

Do you think you can tell?


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epoch of incredulity

March 26, 2026

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

 

Charles Dickens

“A Tale of Two Cities”

 


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bunny hop hop hop

March 25, 2026

Throwback Thursday

because

today's my Wednesday

so 20 years ago bro

 some things never get old

they just gain perspective

 

 

 

 

an 18 minute short

based on a

175 year old short story

 perspective gained

and lost and

gained again


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orange tags 50% off

March 25, 2026

 

orange is the new orange

 

orange you glad

I didn't say

 

I thought you said

you'd never forget

 

 

 


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