if it were my choice I'd get that guy on the bottom a Raleigh Rainier bike, because he seems like the kind of guy who'd like that sort of thing.
Reading the text my first thought. "Was he there when the crazy guy was buying red hots for the house." I used to love the whole ritual of the thing. Then I got violently ill in our driveway after three and do beers.
Oy Vey Kirk. Cheers. and now I'd like to raise a toast to mushrooms, Neil Young and dark November nights.