what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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back in black

January 10, 2026

back in black

stiff upper lip

strength to weight

apples to oranges

straddle cable pull

ferrule within ferrule

plug and play

classic OURI black

stack height jacked

cantilever brake pads

twentyfive point four

ye olde school

inch and eighth

saddle to stem

not so much

in my wheelhouse

first stage denial

three months later

in situ resource

same old shit

play it again

uphill both ways

gravel bike hipster

alive in Portland

seemingly good idea

impulse buy by

one click away

final fifty feet

cost benefit analysis

stack of dimes

sincerely for real

quality of life

 

Just a few short months ago I bought a Sim Works Still Cruisin’ bar in a price-is-no-object impulse one-click-away way. As we discussed earlier, way way back in September.  But after actually putting some miles on it, and getting a feel for it, I wasn’t feeling it. I spent more on that handlebar than I did on most of my average complete BikeWorks bikes total expenditure. Lesson learned. An integrated stem-bar setup is set up. No tweaking. No adjusting. It is what it is. Until it isn’t. 

I’ve swapped out the bar again on the Raleigh that Sally gifted me 15 years ago. Losing count of how many times I’ve changed the stem & bars. 

I changed my hairstyle so many times now
I don't know what I look like

This time I’m not talking it up too much until I get some riding into it. Until then, when I’ll tell you more about it. 

 

 


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here's the thing

January 10, 2026

first things first

the thing is

here’s the thing

a thing or two

same thing

sure thing

if it’s not one thing it’s another

thingamabob

thingamajig

no such thing

not a thing

no thing

nothing

every little thing

she does that thing she does

pretty young thing

they’re only after one thing

do the right thing

that thing you do

the real thing

if it’s the last thing I do

 


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word

January 8, 2026

Volunteer Park Crit

January 8, 2026

Cat found Jesus. Again.

January 6, 2026

Cat found Jesus and rubberbanded it just so around about 20 years ago. As seen here on her handlebars at 1201. When I say Jesus, I mean a Jesus fish auto emblem you might find at your local WalMart. Or maybe you’ll find one on Third Avenue in a go-back-for-it ground-score sort of kind of way. This photo kicks about in the photographic memory. It resurfaced recently when I texted Cat… 

 …several days later Cat sent me this shot proving she found Jesus. Again. 

Now it’s going full-circle-upcycle recycled on a phantom nostalgia postcard that’s making its way to California. Texts are cool, they’re quick and direct. But you can’t hold a text message in a tactile way. You can’t fold it. You can’t tack it on the wall. You can’t smell it. You can’t notarize a text message. A postcard is hands-on. A postcard is real. Sincerely for real. Really. 

 


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Left. Right?

January 5, 2026

Another day. Another phantom nostalgia postcard. This one is on its way to Jeffrey L. Kidder PhD in DeKalb, IL   where he’s a sociology professor at Northern Illinois University.  Nothing says "happy new year" like a snapshot from yesteryear.  Kidder was a bike messenger in Seattle when I took this shot at 1001 of his bike mirrored by 93’s bike just so. Oh so 20 years ago give or take here or there now and then left and right.  


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Sunday papers

January 4, 2026

 

If you want to know 'bout the mad punk rockers
If you want to know how to play guitar
If you want to know 'bout any other suckers
You can read it in the Sunday papers
Read it in the Sunday papers

 

"Sunday Papers"

Joe Jackson 1979

 

 


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City Grind

January 3, 2026

Portrait of the artist as a personalized lock screen on a desktop in the breakroom at the mothership. Non dairy creamer added to show scale. A photo of a Todd Galaher photo of Matt Case rolling by City Grind oh so 27 years ago bro.

City Grind still exists in the lobby of City Hall. Just a stone’s throw south of its OG location. There’s also a City Grind within the Henry Art Gallery. I deliver the Henry’s mail everyday and I visit the Henry’s galleries quite often. I will get coffee at City Grind occasionally, depending on where I’m rolling within the academic calendar. It’s very popular with the undergrads and the line sometimes snakes out the door. 

The connection is not lost on me and my coffee history. It’s a tenuous connection stretching from the 98104 all the way up to the 98195 but it does exist. Staring at the exact same coffee cup sticker 27 years later brings up some messenger memories. I’ve emailed a few of these photos to Jon the OG owner and Riley the Henry Grind co-owner. They appreciate the history. 

 


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same shit different bike (SSDB)

December 31, 2025

same shit 

different bike

same shit

different year

yesterday

today

tomorrow

never have I ever

ridden no fenders

New Years Eve

fingernails painted

to match my hoodie

to match my silicone grips

orange you glad I didn’t say

What Would Steve Maluk Do? 

WWSMD?

he’d make sure the shop was stocked with all available colors two or three deep ESI grippy grips grip

no fender New Years?

like dry January?

are you fucking kidding me?

sounds a lot like

eat, drink and be merry

if you say tomato…

I won't say to-mah-to

dry January?

don’t even think about it

say no go

 

 

 

 

is it raining? 


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how was your weekend?

December 29, 2025

smells like 2026

December 29, 2025

another kickass C n V holiday card

thanks Shaggy


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big luggage

December 28, 2025

THIS AREA FOR BIG LUGGAGE

ON A FIRST-FIRST-SERVED BASIS

 

This area is for well-off whack white people en route to Sea-Tac and or on their way back with suitcases the size of refrigerators 

 

 

Sound Transit policy remains:

 

Fuck South Seattle (CC-Othello-RB)

Fuck bicycles            and 

Fucked-up fare enforcement

 

Welcome to Seattle

Enjoy your time in North Seattle

Happy Holidays

 


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arrows & shadows & let it goes

December 25, 2025

goldilocks and the three beers

December 24, 2025

that beer was too small

that beer was too big

this beer    is just right 

Mukilteo coffee

Milwaukee's Best beer

Monorail espresso

Merry go go round

Mishmash circa 2007

 

 

 

there's a 100% chance that Milwaukee's Best can was mine. Maybe an americano too. Rainiers ad nauseum continuum. 

 

take a picture

it'll last longer

 

 

18 years later

it's neo-retro bro

pilderwasser postcard


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two epidemiologists walk into a bar

December 23, 2025

pancake makeup

can’t make it up

 

the naked truth

in a black T-shirt

 

obsessive compulsive

magnetic alignment

 

procurement

risk management 

 

human subjects division

noxious weed control

 

board of equalization 

hearing examiner

 

psychology

physics

astronomy

chemistry

chemical engineering

molecular engineering

administration

earth & space

(what else is there?)

dance

performing arts

art

behavioral therapy

biology

botany

zoology

population health

epidemiology

bio statistics

a police department

drama scene shop

construction management

built environments

architecture

atmospheric sciences

 

rotating mass

Cliff Mass

 

Okanogan Lane

give or take  ±

 

final 50 fucking feeting

infinitely Amazon 

 

a quiet empty campus

winter break breaking

 

except for that

gas powered leaf blower

 

nonstop two-stroke

fumes spewing endlessly

 

chasing leaves

into the weeds

 

how long

can I hold a grudge?

 

unquantifiable

it is

 

a time line

extending infinitely

 


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recurring themes recurring

December 22, 2025

1" threaded

December 21, 2025

mark your calendar

December 20, 2025

Friday is a chucking day

December 19, 2025

Monday is working day

Tuesday is a licking day

Wednesday is a whacking day

Thursday is a chucking day

Friday is a fucking day

 


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chiaroscuro

December 18, 2025

Throwback Thursday continues with this shot. As those in-the-know know. It speaks volumes. And not just for those chiaroscuros bro. 


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December 18, 1998

December 18, 2025

this shit never gets old

this shot just keeps getting older

 

where were you on December 18, 1998?

I was at 1201 3rd         more than once

 

"Perkins! Perkins Coie!!"

"call me on the phone"


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hap-happiest season of all?

December 17, 2025

you know I know you know

December 16, 2025

Please 

take a moment 

to appreciate the 

Ritchey Force stem 

nearest you

made by NITTO

as you know

shimmed out 

with a Rainier can: 

25.4 to 26.0 

backwash  

red & white 

peek-a-boo

to let you

know 

I know 

you know

 


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NCAA Champs

December 15, 2025

electric ass bathtub

added to show scale

it's kind of a big deal

the UW Mens Soccer team is better than wordle


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catastrophizing

December 15, 2025

What if?

What if and only if? 

What if the brain no longer jumps to worst case scenarios because the shit in the headlines is so much worse than ever imagined?

What if wordle is the best thing in the NY Times? 

What if I made this Corn Dog foam-out photo into a postcard and mailed it down to Yucca Valley 2-6809?

What if this foam-out photo was an invitation to my birthday party? so 6.66 years ago bro

 

 

 

What if the party’s over but the keg’s half full? 


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giddy up jingle horse

December 13, 2025

 

 

taken out of context

and put back in

 

in the mail

as a postcard

 

14.4 years later

to a guy in Fitchburg, MA


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book club books

December 12, 2025

add these two 

graphic memoirs 

to your reading list


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exceed six seven

December 11, 2025

Way way back in August, one of those guys down at DANK bags sent me seven sevens in custom color combinations with kick ass magnets built in. 

 

A few days ago I gifted one to 22 Heather. 

 

Now I have six sevens. 

 


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black & white & read

December 10, 2025

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Cosmo knows bro

December 9, 2025

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